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I’m just here for the food
Don’t bother asking how I’m doing. The answer is food. Am I waiting for someone? Food. What do I do now? Food. What am I ordering? You should know the drill by now. Filed under: The Stand-up Guy...
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The thing about steaks
Steaks are a pretty wonderful dish, I think. It’s fancy food. There will always be people looking at your table thinking why didn’t I order the steak too? They get people together, help make...
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The second time you fall in love
This strange feeling that you once enjoyed. This emotion of happiness that you seek. Words can’t put together this state of being you desire to be in. You’ve been there once. Although it never worked...
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Hopes & Dreams
Holding his hand across the table, she made herself believe that she loved him, working her lips up to a weary smile as her hopes of finding true love died within. Meanwhile, leering from the window...
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The right kind of impression
In hindsight, rushing to the restroom clutching tissue papers tightly over his crotch to cover the mess on his pants, courtesy of the chef’s signature penne in white sauce and his clumsy fingers, while...
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OK. I’m offended.
So you’re racist if you offend someone over the color of their skin. And it’s sexist if you offend someone over their gender. I’m sorry, but I’m a little confused here. So what about when you’re a guy...
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Royalty and stuff
I suppose King of the FriendZone also does have some royalty to it. *mounting the pony* Hurry! To my castle, then! Filed under: 'He's a real stand-up guy', Life Tagged: akhilunplugged, Britain,...
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Deja Vu
When the sun was down and he was alone, wine in hand that had found him in his despair, he picked up the tele and dialed in his drunkenness, to try and fall in love with the voice on the other end . In...
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Being in a relationship with your refrigerator
It’s one of those relationships that grows on you as you get older. The more bored you get with your life, the more you grow closer to your fridge. In fact, there will be days when all you wish to do...
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Settling down
He was desperate to get away from the loneliness that was his life. She wanted to stop feeling miserable for herself. He thought deep & hard to himself if he should do what he needed to. He wasn’t...
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Falling
With each passing day, the older he got, the lonelier he became. With each passing moment, the wiser he felt, the harder it was to love. He wished he was young again. Naïve and careless, when he...
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